In the world of Facebook wahala, where people post everything from their lunch to their heartbreaks, one brave soldier has chosen to stand out — not with quotes or vibes — but with a national declaration of love and polygamy.
Let’s take a moment to break down the madness that just happened on the timeline.
“Osinachi Sunday, I want to publicly ask you out; you will be going out on a date with me… after which you can decide if I am fit to be your husband and you my second wife. Followers join me ask am. My number is on the comment section.”
First of all… Osinachi, are you seeing this public petition to be wooed? Because we all are.
This man has taken the phrase “shoot your shot” and turned it into a community event. Not only did he ask her out, he informed her that the date is already scheduled — like it’s an NYSC posting. And if that’s not enough, he added the plot twist: “Second wife.”
Yes, you heard right — no pretending to be a born-again Romeo. This brother came with full confidence and polygamous potential.
So What Now?
Dear Osinachi, the nation is watching. If you say yes, wedding hashtags are loading. If you ignore him, please lock your DM because his “followers” might not let this go quietly.
And to the brave proposer: God bless your hustle, but next time, maybe try a private message first. Or at least let us know your wife-to-be’s thoughts before we print shirts.
